🎄 Christmas Jokes

What was the snowman doing in the vegetable store?
Picking his nose.

How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football match?
With the ghost of Christmas passed.

What kind of bug doesn’t enjoy Christmas?
A humbug.

How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
Nothing — it was on the house!

What happens when you cross Santa with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.

What do you call a blind reindeer?
No-eye deer. (No idea!)

What do you call Santa when he stops?
Santa Pause.

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.

🎁 Christmas Idioms

Christmas came early
Something good happened sooner than expected.

Good things come in small packages
Small things can still be valuable or exciting.

Lit up like a Christmas tree
Very noticeable, excited, or brightly decorated.

The more, the merrier
Things are more enjoyable when more people are involved.

A wild goose chase
A pointless or hopeless search.

The proof is in the pudding
You judge something by how well it actually works, not by how it sounds.